you know how sometimes people say/do things that are so stupid it leaves you dumbfounded? notice xs’s face after this comment from mr. foreground:

mr foreground: (while holding a bat between his legs and hitting his cup with said baseball bat) ha ha.. ha.. it doesn’t even hurt!

mr foreground then turns to see me standing there (to them, i might as well be a mom. the HORROR!) and his smile turns to sheer embarrassment.

ah, the small pleasures of wearing a cup for the first time. not that i would know.