yes, this is how my brother eats. unprompted, candid and completely unapologetic. what’s he eating, you ask? get a load of this:

sunday, 1/17/10:

me: luke, did you know he (andrew) dips popcorn into nacho cheese?
luke: yeah, because it’s AWESOME.
me: i had just bought him a double cheeseburger, which he ate 20 minutes before.
luke: and?

i digress.

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