what’s more gross?

a) ben’s beyond dirty nails

b) the amount of different ‘types’ of ‘meat’ in that hotdog

c) ben using said dirty hands while playing his hotdog as a guitar

in our family, we’ve seen worse things used as a guitar, but that’s a whole other story in itself. let’s just say that body parts were involved. whichever option you pick, one answer is clear: ben is a rock star and rock stars are allowed to be as dirty as they please while eating as much questionable meat as their tummies can process.

rock on with your bad self.

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